Puns

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
A man who got his Prit Glue Stik mixed up with his Lip balm is remaining tight-lipped
about the incident.
I fed too much coffee to my dancing fleas so they could do the jitterbug.