Light my Fire

Two guys are sitting in a coffee shop opposite a fire station. Suddenly the Fire
Station’s Alarm goes off and one of the guys jumps up and headed for the door. His
mate shouted, "Hey, I didn't know you were a fireman!"
"I'm not,” shouts the guy that’s leaving, “but my girlfriend's husband is..."
Q: What do you call two Spaniards playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirt bag.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: All things worth having are expensive.
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.