Alternative Definitions

Hotel Maid: A Spreadsheet expert.
Hot pants: Breaches of promise.
Q: What colour was the British ghost’s flag?
A: Red, White and Boo!
Q: Which one of King Arthur’s knights invented the round table?
A: Probably Circumference.
Q: How would you describe a really hot coffee pot?
A: I’d say its Perky.
“Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m becoming invisible!”
“Yes, I can see you’re not all there.”