A Lawyer in a bar

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender,
"You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract
upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink.
But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you
doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The
bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
Q: Have you heard about the Iraqi army exercise program?
A: Each morning they raise their hands above your head a leave them there.
Q: Why is it so easy to become an Iraqi fighter pilot?
A: You only have to learn how to take off.
Q: What is Iraqi national bird?
A: Duck!
Q: How can you spot an insomniac crab?
A: It only sleeps in snatches...