Another Nudist colony

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to
send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know
that he lives is a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and send her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The
man cuts another picture in half, but ACCIDENTALLY sends the bottom half of the
photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says . . .
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style . . . it makes your nose look too short!"

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