69

A girl takes a guy home to her apartment one night. She so hot that, as soon as they get
inside she suggests that they do "69". "What’s that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's
inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your
head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin
the moment he agrees. The second they get in to the position, she lets rip with a massive
a fart.
"What was that for?" he asks. "Oops! Sorry, lets try it again." She says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets loose with a total stinker!
The guy gets up and put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy replies, " If that’s 1 and 2 you’ve got to be crazy if you think I’m sticking around
for the other 67! "