The clone

A human clone with three eyes, no arms, and one leg escapes from a secret English lab.
To run away as quickly as possible he decides to hitchhike. A truck driver pulls over, rolls
down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! Hop in!"
Q: What do you call a girl that pretends to be someone they are not?
A: Emma Taters.