FRENCH JOKES

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, they've never tried it.
Q: What does the new French national flag look like?
A: It's a white cross on a white background.
Q: Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysées?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: What's the difference between a Wonder bra and the French World Cup squad?
A: A Wonder bra has decent support - and a cup.
Q: What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q: How do you define confusion?
A: Father's Day in Paris.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Philippe Flop
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: How to say "I surrender" in German.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A: The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
Q: How would you describe the death of an HTML programmer's pet rodent?
A: Mouseover.
A guy is staying at a guesthouse, when one morning the land lay asks him,
“What's the difference between a shower curtain and a toilet paper?”
“I don't know.” Says the guy.
“Oh, so it was you. Pack you bags and leave you dirty Bastard!”