Three Samurai

The emperor Japan advertises for a new Samurai warrior. Only three guys apply for the
job, one Japanese, one Chinese and one Jewish samurai.
“Demonstrate your skills,” commands the emperor.
The Japanese samurai steps forward, opens a tiny box and releases a fly. He draws his
sword and Swish! The fly falls to the floor cut clean in two.
The Chinese samurai smiles then opened a tiny box releasing a fly. He draws his sword.
Swish! Swish! The fly falls to the floor neatly quartered.
The Jewish samurai steps forward releases a fly and draws his sword. SWOOSH! The
speed of his sword creates a gust of wind. The fly lets out a high-pitched squeak, but
continues to fly around.
“What kind of skill is this?” asks the emperor. “The fly isn't even dead.”
“Dead schmead,” replies the Jewish samurai. "Any one can do dead, that’s easy. But,
circumcision... that takes skill!”