Baldness cure

A guy that’s a little thin on top visits the barbers. Once he’s had a trim he asks the
barber, “Any suggestions on how to treat my baldness?” After a brief pause the barber
leans over and confides, “The best cure that I’ve come across is female love juice”
"But you're balder than I am," protests the customer.
"Yea," admits the barber, "but I've got one hell of a moustache!"