Confucius says:

• He who sit on stool, smell like shit.
• He who throw dirt, losing ground.
• A man may have more hair on chest than woman, but women have more hair on
the whole.
• It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but more fun for boy to park meat in girl.
• A man should learn to masturbate as technique come in handy.
• Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.