The birds

A reporter is walking along the prom at seaside resort. He’s doing a piece on the
aggressive behaviour of the sea gulls and is trying to get comments from a cross section
of local people. Suddenly is he sees a punk rocker, decides to ask his opinion,
“Excuse me sir, what he would do if a bird crapped your his head?” asks the reporter.
“Hum”, says the punk as he thinks for a moment, “Well I certainly wouldn’t take her out
again!”