Q and A Jokes

Q: What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
A: A tick with stop sucking your blood when you die.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
Q: How to tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What's the best way to save a marriage?
A: Get a divorce lawyer to quote a price!
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Hey! There are some things a pig just won't do!
Q: How do you stop an advancing Iraqi tank?
A: Shoot the guy who's pushing it.
Q: Why are there so many flower gardens in England's Tower of London?
A: Because the Tower of London is the home of the ‘Bee Feeders.’