Q and A jokes

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Wearing regular rocks would be far too heavy!
Q: When a man talks dirty to a woman what’s it called?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: When a woman talks dirty to a man what’s it called?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here."
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Q: How can you recognize a French soldier?
A: He the one with the Sunburned armpits.
Q: What do Orange cartons and women have in common?
A: It's not the shape or the size that matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It's
getting the flaps to open that count!
Q: What do you call a Museum of erotica?
A: It’s a den of antiquities!
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.