The Inland Revenue Genie

A guy is ship wrecked and washes up on a tropical island. After surveying the island he
finds plenty of food and water, but is totally alone.
After a few days he finds an old looking bottle washed up on the seashore. When he
opens it a Genie appears and says, “I’m the inland revenue Genie. I represent the British
Government and I’ll give you one wish.”
“Hum”, says the guy, “I’ve got plenty of food and water, but I’m really lonely. I wish I
had beautiful women here that will want and need me."
Whoosh! In a puff of smoke the Genie vanishes and beautiful woman appears totally
naked.
“Hi baby, how about some sex?” says the guy.
“Sorry says not right now,” says the woman pointing to a tampon string hanging from
between her legs.
“God Dam” says the guy, “That’s just typical of the Government. When they give you
something there’s always a Bloody string attached!”