The perfect woman

A guy goes to see his shrink, and the shrink asks, “What do you look for in a woman?”
"Big Boobs." Replies the guy.
"No, I mean for a serious relationship." Replies the shrink.
"Oh, if its going to be serious, very big boobs."
"No, no, no. I mean what would you look for, in the one woman you want to spend the rest
of your life with?"
The guy just sits on the couch and bursts out laughing. "Hey Doc. No woman's Boobs are
that big!"
Q: What chat up line did Pinocchio use to pick up Barbie?
A: Hi Barbie for the night of your life, come and sit on my face and lie to me!