The Elephant

An Elephant is drinking at a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant
ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across to the other riverbank.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a bit out of my trunk 20 years
ago."
"Wow, that’s some memory you’ve got!" says the giraffe.
"Yea," says the elephant. "I guess you could say I’ve got Turtle recall."