Anti-men Jokes

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower?
A: Lawnmowers don't bitch after they cut the grass.
Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A: A sex-change operation.
Q: What do men think the only difference is between Father's Day and those other 364
days?
A: The card.
Q: Why did God create man?
A: She didn't. Her husband did.
Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?
A: His brains fall out.
Q: If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay!
Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention.

Q: Why do men float better then women?
A: 'Cause men are scum!
Q: Why do men have a hole in the end of their penis?
A: So they can get some air to their brains.
Q: Why did the blonde refuse to go in a submarine?
A: She was worried it might sink
Q: What do you call a girl who commits petty crimes.
A: Miss Demeaner
Q: What do you call a girl that can’t shoot straight?
A: Miss Fire
Q: What will happen if Satan ever loses his hair?
A: There'll be hell toupee!
Q: What's the meaning of the term "Egghead"?
A: Its something that Mrs. Dumpty does for Mr. Humpty.
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