Lizards

A guy walks into a bar with a lizard sitting on his shoulder.
He says to the bartender, " A double whiskey for me,” and pointing to the lizard,
"A half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here."
"Why do you call him Tiny?" asks the bartender.
“O” The man answers, ... "Because he's my newt."
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