A Bakers life

A baker's job is a piece of cake. Of course if it's a special job he will rise to the
occasion. It's the yeast he can do. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
But they stop making donuts when they get tired of the hole thing. In a bakery, buns
usually play a small roll. But tell a baker his dough has fallen, and you'll get a rise out of
him. To find out how the business is doing, look at the pie chart. Old bakers never die.
They just keep on making more dough.
A French woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bar man says “Hey, you
can’t bring that pig in here!” “Excuses me,” says the French woman, “it’s a duck!” The bar
man says, “I was talking to the duck!”