Confucius says:

Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
A streakier is someone who is unsuited for his work.
He who gives oral sex to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.