Hell

A young lady comes home from a date and is rather sad.
“What’s wrong?” asks her mother.
“O, Tony proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” asks her mum.
“Because he’s an atheist and doesn’t want a church wedding. He doesn't even believe
there's a Hell!”
“Marry him anyway.” The mother replies. “I’m sure we'll be able to change his mind on
that!”