News flash

France announced today that it plans to ban firework displays at Euro Disney. Apparently
following last night's display a number soldiers at a nearby French army barracks ran up
a white flag and surrendered.
Q: Why are nudist wedding so popular with ladies?
A: You’ve no need to ask who the best man is!
A guy says to his wife “When I look in the mirror I see a fat balding old man. Please says
something good to me”.
The wife replies, “You’ve got great eyesight!”