Fascinating fact

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Q. What have a Rubix cube and a penis got in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's the difference between your pay cheque and your dick?
A. Your wife will always blow your pay cheque!
Q. What four words can be used to deflate a man's ego?
A. "Is it in yet?"