Singing in the shower

Having lunch one day, a sex therapist says to her friend, “According to a survey we just
completed, ninety percent of women masturbate in the shower and only ten percent
sing.”
“Really” says the friend. “And do you know what song they sing?”
The therapist replies, “I didn't know.”
“Hum, I thought so.” Says the friend.
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A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck!