Cowboy Boots

A woman goes into a saloon and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He
has the biggest boots she's ever seen! So she walks over to him and asks, “Is it true
what they say about men with big feet?”
The cowboy grins and says, “Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the
bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
Excited by the prospect woman spends the night with the cowboy. The next morning she
hands him a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, “Thank you, ma'am. Am real flattered. Nobody’s
ever paid me for my services before.”
The woman replies, “Don't be flattered cowboy. Take the money and buy yourself some
boots that fit!”