Sperm bank

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and have an I.Q. of 165.
I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a
private room. Twenty minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the
door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I’ve used my right hand. I’ve used my
left hand. I’ve poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"
The nurse replies, "I don't usually do this but you’re kind of cute..." She gets on her
knees and gives him a blowjob. The guy says “O, God! I really appreciate this, but I need
help getting the cap off the jar!"