Rugby players

A huge guy goes to try out for his University Rugby team. "Can you tackle?" asks the
coach.
"Sure, watch this," the freshman replies, as he ran smack into a telephone pole,
shattering it to splinters.
"Wow, I'm impressed," says the coach. "Can you run?"
"Of course," says the freshman, as speeds off like a bolt of lightning and completes a
hundred yard dash in 10 seconds.
"That's great,“ says the coach with enthusiasm,” but can you pass a rugby ball?”
Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment, the freshman replies, "Hey, if I can swallow
it, I can pass it!"