Body Builders

A body builder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the
apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally
catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short
your fuse was!"
Q: What do you call an egg that’s stolen for under the gamekeeper’s noise?
A: Poached.