Two people in one grave?

A woman and her son are visiting a graveyard. While walking through the cemetery back
to the car, the boy asks, "Mom, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not," replies the mother. "Why would you think that?"
"O, because a tombstone back there said, ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’"
Q: How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
A: There's correction fluid on the screen


When it was announced that a blonde girl was 3 months pregnant, there were theories
that it was a grudge pregnancy! Apparently a lot of people reckon someone must have
had it in for her boy friend!
Did you hear about the blonde that was too afraid to go to the world cup?
Apparently she's worried she might drown in the Mexican Wave
Did you hear about the blonde girl whose limo broke down? Apparently the driver asked
her to get out and check that the hazard lights were working.
“Are they on?” asked the driver
She replies “yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no”
Apparently the cost ode medical textbooks are rocketing.
One student training to be a surgeon said, “They cost and arm and a leg”
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