Windows Error Messages in Japan

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful
Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku
poetry, each only 17 syllables, 5 syllables in the first line,
7 in the second, five in the third...
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.