Confucius say:

A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel down.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
Man who sleep with girl on hill not on level.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.