How long before sex?

A surgeon goes to see a young female patient the day after performing an operation on
her. She seems slightly uncomfortable and embarrassed so the doctor she asks, “What's
wrong?”
“Well this is a bit of an embarrassing question, but how long will it be before I can
resume my normal sex life?”
“Hum!” gasps the doctor, as he looks thoughtful.
“I hadn't really thought about that. You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a
tonsillectomy!”
Q: How can you tell that the British house of parliament is follow of dicks?
A: Every one there is called an honourable member!