Doorbell Salesman

A doorbell salesman knocks on a door, he tells the lady that answers the door that hes selling doorbells

Lady: "Well i don't want any doorbells but would you ring my bell?"
Salesman ecstatic : "Yes"

So they get it on when her husband comes back home, and the salesman jumps the closet with his ~censored~ sticking out.

Husband: "Honey whats that sticking out the closet ?"
Wife: "Its a doorbell honey."
Husband: "Ok let me test it"

So he pulls his belt out and whacks the salesman's ~censored~ , but the salesman doesn't make a sound. He does it for a second time, again the salesman stays silent.

Husband: "Honey i think its broken!"
Then slams it again with his belt
Salesman: "FOR F*CKS SAKE DING DONG!"