The Hospital Inspector

A hospital inspector is visiting the local hospital. During her tour she passes a room
where a male patient is masturbating.
“Oh my GOD!” says the woman. “That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?”
The doctor who is leading the tour explains, “This man has a very serious condition. His
testicles rapidly fill with semen and if he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll
explode and he’ll die within minutes.”
"Oh ok," says the inspector. In the very next room they can see a female nurse giving a
male patient a blowjob.
OH my GOD!" says the woman, “Now how do you explain that?”
The doctor smiles and replies, “Same illness, better health insurance.”