Jerks of the Highway

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a
nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a man
dressed from head to toe in red is standing on the side of
the highway and gestures for him to stop.

He rolls down the window and says, “How can I help you?”
“I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to
eat?”
With pleasure, he hands a sandwich to the guy in red and
drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across
another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on
the side and waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and
says, “What can I do for you?”
“I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to
drink?”
Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can
of Coke and stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In
order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides
to go faster and not to stop, no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the
road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop.
Reluctantly, our guy decides to stop one last time, rolls
down his window, and yells, “Let me guess. You’re the blue
jerk of the highway, and just what the hell do you wanna
have?”
“Driver’s license and registration, please.”