The inflatable pupil

 An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and he’s having a really bad day. Bored in
his history lesson, he gets up and walks out of class. Walking down the corridor, he sees
the inflatable headmaster and he pulls out a knife and stabs him! He runs along the
corridor and as he gets outside he thinks, “I hate school”. He then pull out his knife and
stabs the school as well! Decides to go to his inflatable home and runs off.
Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking on his inflatable bedroom door with the
inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself!
Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable
headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow
than in anger, the headmaster gravely says, “You boy have let me down, you've let the
school down and but worst of all you've let yourself down!”