Car Names Explained

AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
FORD - First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
GM - General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC- Garage Man’s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing’s
Drivable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
PINTO - Put In New Transmission Often
PONTIAC - Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks Its A Cadillac
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW - Virtually Worthless