Secretary’s Y2K Memo to the Boss

To: My Boss
From: Jean
Re: Changing calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions
because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made
much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion.
The calendars have returned from the printer and are
ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark Februark Mak Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak
Thursdak Fridak Saturdak
....We are now Y to K compliant