Noisy Neighbours.

A Scottish guy goes to study at an English university and is living in the hall of
residence. After he’s been there a month his mother comes to visit him.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asks.
"Mother," he replies, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps
banging his head on the wall. The one on the other side screams and screams all night!"
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"
"Simple, I do nothing. I just sit here quietly and play my bagpipes."